Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Craigslist is the best!

I just felt the need to highlight an advertisement that is currently on my local craigslist....


1989 BUZZ BOMB V1 POWERED SPEED VAN-SPEEDIE DELIVERY (SOMERS CT)



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